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Written by Harry Blunt
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Women will understand this - this guide is aimed at helping men understand women - Men should memorise! Â - forward to those that need help! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a drivers licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!  | Dangerous | Safer | Safest | Ultra safe | | What's for dinner? | Can I help you with dinner? | Where would you like to go for dinner? | Here, have some wine | | Are you wearing that? | Wow, you sure look good in brown | WOW! Look at you! | Here, have some wine | | What are you so worked up about? | Could we be over reacting? | Here's my pay cheque | Here, have some wine | | Should you be eating that? | You know, there are a lot of apples left | Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? | Here, have some wine | | What did you DO all day? | I hope you didn't over-do it today | I've always loved you in that robe! | Here, have some wine |
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